Wildwood, NJ for 3 days... :jumping0001: Arrival We are lost in A.C. I prefer Wildwood anyway. Question, why would someone stay so far away from the actual shore?! Here we are! The amazing Wildwoods. This...is the cool Wawa. All other Wawa's cry theirselves to sleep. They sure do know how to theme a city. Normal people stay in the crappy small rooms. I get the apartment at the end. Literally across the street from the Boardwalk. Pool. It comes with a balcony. double Splashzone or something down the street. Pool....from the balcony!! View looking towards Spencer Ave Looking straight ahead ..and Schellnge...the second pier! Wildwood...from the balcony!! I see you. First Night Great View from my bedroom. I always wanted to be the crazy guy at spring break that falls off the balcony. Crazy? I know. Shore store. Hmm this is new! Best ride of my life. Also new! Morey's sure does know how to light some rides. "Way better than SNL"...right. You filthy whore. Great White...is LIFE. Best water ice ever. Back at the hotel...FOR NOW. LATER that night It's now 2 am. The nightlife here is...blah On the Boardwalk at 3am. Illegal? I don't think I care. I can't fit on El Toro anymore. Ok. Time for bed. Day 2-Bike Riding Waddaya Know. Right across the street. Yay for Wildwood and conveniencey (word?) Coasters in the morning...HEARTS Atlantic Ocean Ultimate Flight 7am riding bikes...Fun to who? Crazy people. GCI!!!! This view will soon change! Mornin' Vekoma Gadv 2011. All I'm saying. Life has meaning You'd think with a Morey's title this would be the first thing I'd show you...well here. Yay you. Later I promise. Rides RIDES RIDES A disgrace to humanity. Honestly Cool new trains...cars..whatever Never again Worst pier...but still better than some parks. HIJO. TORO...HAS....COMPETITION. The way they layer their rides is amazing. Going to hell...smile! Life has meaning To the second pier! Detail, Detail, Detail Screensaver... Windseeker...FTW Photo Ops. What an attention whore. Most piers have dinky Pinfari coasters...not here! Great theme! Station lights. Gadv 2011. Illegal. Back seat...ftw Night time hits..and Wildwood LIGHTS UP! Here it comes... BLAM. Everything has lights...EVERYTHING This pier alone could be Morey's Piers and I would come every year! SBNO? Vegas? No, Moreys. AtmosFEAR...COMPLETE OWNAGE Rock and Roll draws the biggest crowd with the music and lights and sirens! Great theme >Saw Mill Log Flume Reason I am alive. Can we have ours back Great America? Snooki. Still can't fit on Toro but it was worth it. (I can fit on Toro, for the record) Jumbo's pizza. Too bad it was gross GREAT WHITE Imma coming. It's getting late Cool station lights! Tracers! Into the Devil's lair. Blew me away. So fast and intense and smooth. El Toro is a 10 and Great White is a 9. Best ride of the trip...and I rode AtmosFEAR Leaving Day The rain wanted me to have fun. Thanks rain. Later Wildwood. Can't wait for the GCI.